19 August 2009

9-Mr. Jones

15/10

Mr. Jones.

Who? Mike Jones, that's who.

And you'll know it. This is the first rap song on the list, but if anything that is just a compliment.

To those who want to say, "15/10? T.O., you must have lost it! That is just too many stars out of ten!", I respond: a certain part (most) of the rap mystique is exaggeration, and this song is the best example of blowing one's self out of proportion that I have ever encountered.

Why do I like this song? Here's why.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kZDEc7FOv4

This song features an orchestra, so it is automatically epic. It has those bells that ring forever. It has a fog-horn. It has a bit of screaming guitar. It has piano keys being pounded the whole time. It has choirs singing Mr. Jones's name, and informing listeners that he is too much of a badass to ever be caught. The entire song is about how freaking cool, unstoppable, and wealthy Mike Jones is, and how nobody else compares.

If you ever need to get really, REALLY pumped up about yourself then you only need to put Mr. Jones on repeat and crank it.

Mike Jones, you win the trophy for this one.

american dream; album and movie on the way baby. haha

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